Darwin was oh so very wrong

Me and my friend Bryan have come to the conclusion that Darwin was quite mistaken in his theory. Natural Selection does not work any better than random Shopping Channel item #517 that you can own for only 3 low payments of $19.95!!! According to Darwin, 95% of the people we talk to on the phone should already be dead, seeing as how they are incredibly retarded. Example the first: One member thought that we would cancel his account if he didn't pay us. He was later charged for $500 worth of overdue payments. Now his credit rating is about as good as said Shopping Channel item. Example the second: Just because you were not aware of a 2gb download cap does not mean it does not exist. Enjoy that $60 bill every month assbag. Example the third: If you order a $79.95 router from us and it is late in shipping, but you still get it, IT IS NOT FREE!!!! IT'S NOT A PIZZA YOU FUCKNUT!!! anyway, I guess thats all for now.