Useless Douchebags

Okay I have discovered a whole new level of douche. This chick at work who just came back from college. For some retarded reason they kept her on the payroll so she could resume work upon completion of her semester. Usually I would have no problem with this as most people returning from college know how to work and have no problems doing what needs to be done. This assclown however, appears to redifine the word useless. First off, when she was told to make the subs for the day (about 30/40 mini subs) she took almost 4 fucking hours. That ridiculous. It should take maybe 1 to 1 & 1/2 hours. What makes this even more retarded is the fact that she completely ignored all customers the whole damn day and it still took four times the length it should have. Even better, she made the fucking PREGNANT LADY do all the other work (stoking salads, serving customers, etc). I had to stop what I was doing several times in order to help out. I am not usually supposed to be behind the counter since I have to stock our shelves before all the god damn meat hits room temp and cant be sold. To make it better, whenever she did move her fucking ass to help someone she left the meat/cheese out for everyone else to put away. At one point I must have had to put almost a dozen away at once. That's ri-goddamn-diculous. She also disappears for about 20 minute intervals to god knows where. Every single person in the deli I talked to about this fucking hates her because she is soooo useless. My boss even cut her hours to a single 4hr shift per week in an effort to get rid of her! I say good luck Isabel, good fucking luck. People like this need to be rounded up and shot in the face, at point blank range, with a shotgun.