Mac Vs. PC

Okay, so these mac vs pc commercials are really getting annoying. Mac is not super awesome when compared to a pc. They also aren't as easy to use as the commercials would have you believe. Just like a PC it really depends on what you are used to and your comfort level with that system. Granted, Vista was the biggest failure to ever hit the computer world in the history of time and that didn't help PCs at all. Look at XP though, that system rules, its what I currently use and plan to keep using for the foreseeable future. Another huge flaw in the "Mac kicks PCs ass" argument is that Macs have an almost non-existent game catalogue. You sure as shit can't play any new kick ass games on them. Setting up a network is also a little complicated on Macs. Mostly because the menus are poorly structured. Also, what the fuck is up with the complete lack of right-clicking!? I don't want to have to open a damn menu twice just to cut and paste something. Come on Mac, get with the now! If you want a computer that does the same thing a Mac does then just go with linux. It has even less threat of virus, and its completely free. Shut the fuck up mac. you are not the promised land. Stop using your trickery on the old and stupid (not necessarily the same people).

Useless Douchebags

Okay I have discovered a whole new level of douche. This chick at work who just came back from college. For some retarded reason they kept her on the payroll so she could resume work upon completion of her semester. Usually I would have no problem with this as most people returning from college know how to work and have no problems doing what needs to be done. This assclown however, appears to redifine the word useless. First off, when she was told to make the subs for the day (about 30/40 mini subs) she took almost 4 fucking hours. That ridiculous. It should take maybe 1 to 1 & 1/2 hours. What makes this even more retarded is the fact that she completely ignored all customers the whole damn day and it still took four times the length it should have. Even better, she made the fucking PREGNANT LADY do all the other work (stoking salads, serving customers, etc). I had to stop what I was doing several times in order to help out. I am not usually supposed to be behind the counter since I have to stock our shelves before all the god damn meat hits room temp and cant be sold. To make it better, whenever she did move her fucking ass to help someone she left the meat/cheese out for everyone else to put away. At one point I must have had to put almost a dozen away at once. That's ri-goddamn-diculous. She also disappears for about 20 minute intervals to god knows where. Every single person in the deli I talked to about this fucking hates her because she is soooo useless. My boss even cut her hours to a single 4hr shift per week in an effort to get rid of her! I say good luck Isabel, good fucking luck. People like this need to be rounded up and shot in the face, at point blank range, with a shotgun.

Sad Little King

Okay I realize I havent posted anything in a long ass time. Mostly because I haven't stayed pissed off long enough to get onto the computer and actually spend time writing about it. Today, however, I feel the need to write because of how ass backwards the thinking of this particular person is.

This one is about the store manager where I work. He came out of his little throne room and took my supervisor aside for about 10 minutes to tell her we are all far too slow for his liking, and also to cut hours from her department. So he said that for today we needed to have the order completed in an hour and a half. Which is bullshit. My supervisor can't really do any serious work on the order due to back injury, and I am only one person. The order is usually around 100 boxes, not including the chickens I usually end up fetching for the hot food department. The solution posed was that as of next week I will be on counter duty and Wayne will be putting the order away. This makes no god damn sense whatsoever. Wayne is only a few years away from retirement and isn't in the best of shape to be hauling heavy ass boxes around all day. So that is going to go slower than ever with the new "time saving plan". It's genius isn't it? Put the slower person on order alone in order to get it done faster! Makes sense to me.... you fucking dolt. Part 2 of this was to cut hours in the deli. So not only am I not doing the order, but I am only working 2 days next week instead of 4. So there will be less people to serve customers, but they have to serve them faster than 4 people ever did. Perfect reasoning wouldn't you say?

I think the real issue here is that this man is on a massive power trip. I think he realized that most of the departments in his store don't really need him, and the higher-ups are around a lot these days. Which means he was cut out of the loop, the poor bastard. Which means he felt the need to assert his authority once more. So he came up with the most ass backwards plan that is sure to fail, just so he can come along and off a solution to fix it, which will no doubt just being to put it back the way it was. This man is clearly a sad little king, ruling over a sad little hill. Not nearly as important as he thinks he is, but with just enough power to make everyone else miserable. How about we schedule this man for an emergency cranial-rectal extraction ASAP. Maybe that will take care of him.

People who refuse to accept defeat

Okay so this post is about my boss at work. She refused to accept the fact that I was right and she was wrong. In this case its because I was sent back into the cooler at work to fetch boxes of chickens for the hot foods area to cook up. We were supposed to get a bunch of big chickens and few small. The company sent us all small though, im assuming they didn't have enough large to meet demand, and I told her this. At which point she stated that they should be back there. I am well aware of what should be there, I am also aware of what is actually there. I pointed out that they did in fact send the correct amount but not the right type. She then said that there was no record of them substituting small for larges and that I must be mistaken. Two minutes later she reports to me that they are all there. I'd like to point out that I was never disputing the amount of shit back there, just the fact that it was the wrong shit. Now I had just spent almost 20 minutes tearing that cooler apart looking for the right chickens, since hot foods desperately needed them, only to have someone come out later and basically tell me that not only can I not read but I am also retarded. Thats bullshit. I do this same shit every damn day. I think I know what I'm doing at this point. I'd also like to point out that at this point in time a sheet saying what was delivered, even printed from some computer somewhere, is dependent on some jackass typing in the right info. It is entirely possible that joe blow just put in the wrong info. Technically I don't even have to do this as part of my job. Hot foods has people capable of this task. So in the event that I do this and report something you don't want to hear, don't fucking tell me I'm retarded. Once again, that's bullshit. Also, just so you know. I checked in the main cooler today at work, and low and behold, no large chickens to be found! Go fucking figure.

Technology

Don't get me wrong, I love technology...when it works. The problem is that when something goes wrong it really goes wrong. I have several issues with my computer. The first and most important being that I cant open anything at all related to Internet Explorer because it immediately crashes. I've tried several different methods of fixing this problem to no avail. Another issue is that browser videos no longer seem to work, which is inconvenient but not too bad. Another issue is that I have stupid virus alert banners in all my various browsers alerting me of a fake virus infection to download some fake software that will trigger the apocolypse. I think I have a solution to that though. I've had to remove most of my customizations in the process of repair which pisses me off because now I have just your standard looking XP machine. I fucking hate bored smart people. They do a lot of stupid shit that fucks up the rest of the world, like make viruses for fun. Fuck you, you bunch of douchebags. Go play in traffic.

Giant Baby

This particular entry is about a certain gigantic man-child I know. He has the patience limit of a 2 year old and the emotional condition of a 4 year old. Today after stating he would be at a friends house for the evening (usually when he says this he is gone until around 9pm) he came home early, at around 7, and was apparently both surprised and upset that no one was expecting him back and that there was no warm meal awaiting his return. Upon his realizing this he threw a mini fit and stormed out of the house to go buy his own food. Oh what a punishment, leaving a house with people in it who were perfectly content without you there. To make matters worse said person now has to endure a burger and fries as opposed to the health food dinner prepared at home. Oh what torture! Grow the fuck up you giant ass baby.

Jackasses

I have another thing I'm pissed off about. Jackasses who just sit there and get pissed off and swear for no apparent reason while playing games. In this case I am referring to a pair of 14yr old D-bags who happen to by my step-brothers. Currently they are playing Halo 3 and getting pissed and calling everything douches, fags, homos, asses, and other such names. Is it really that hard to play a game without swearing all the fucking time? No, no it is not. Another thing that pisses me off is when playing online with people such as this they name call every time they kill someone, or swear when they kill someone, or do either of those every time they die. This is a massive piss off and just encourages the opinion that all gamers are retarded low-brow douchebags prone to violence with no real future. People like this are also the reason why public online gaming is getting less popular and you come across more and more password locked matches. Please people, stop being so retarded when playing games. Not everyone appreciates your extreme grasp of the worst part of the human language. If you get frustrated turn the god damn game off instead of unloading all your bullshit on other gamers.

What The Fuck Microsoft!?

Okay so about 5 minutes after posting the other entries I have been sufficiently pissed off to create a new post. This one is dedicated to Microsoft and their constant need to fuck up. My first issue is with their Frontpage program. I tried to use this POS before i became familiar with HTML and dreamweaver and such. I loved Word and Powerpoint and Published so i figured i'd give this one a whirl. Bad move! I spent about 4 days working with this program trying to link a publisher doc to a my site. That never worked. Hell it fucked up the rest of my site for some jackass reason. At one point Frontpage even stopped linking to other pages made in frontpage as part of the same file. What The Fuck Microsoft!?

Next up is my extreme displeasure with Vista. I know a lot of people out there are suffering from Vista usage. I am not. I am competent enough to repair any issues i come across with XP so i continue to use that. I also built my own computer so I know how to upgrade this one instead of buying a new one. My sister however does use Vista and the few times I am on it I kinda wanna murder puppies. It asks permission for everything! And a lot of my XP programs dont run at all on Vista. Even Microsoft realizes it's a failure. They are already working on Windows 7 to replace it. It also takes over 1gb of RAM to sit there and do nothing. Thats fucking ridiculous. XP uses 1 tenth of that and it is far superior.

Another issue I have is with MSN Messenger 9. I tried to install this on my XP machine and it fucked up immediately. I open it and sign in and it crashed 10 seconds later. I tried the basic uninstall and reinstall and it was still a no go. Eventually I got fed up and tried to roll back to MSN 8.5 but not only did 9 not work It also fucked my ability to go back to 8! I try to install 8 and get some jackass answer halfway through! Now I have to use a 3rd party program which sucks. Apparantly 9 was designed to work with Vista. That explains that problem then. Working with Vista means that by definition it's not going to work at all.

Seriously, What the FUCK Microsoft!?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Okay, I know I haven't been on MySpace since forever, but I have a new subject that needs to be ranted about. I went to the mall today to buy some shoes since my old ones are falling apart. So, since I need to conserve my resources I went to shoe warehouse where I know they are having a sale. As you may or may not know I take a size 13, which really limits my shoe choices. As a result I see shoes that are size thirteen and look okay, so I grab them. Now since shoe sizes are pretty much universal I don't feel the need to try them on. The box says 13, the shoes say 13, so natural assumption leads one to believe they are in fact 13. So I buy them and take them home and try them on. Instantly I notice a problem, these fuckin shoes are not in fact size thirteen. They're maybe 11 at best. I just paid $50 for the fuckers and now I can't even wear them. WTF? Plus I can't return them since they were on sale. The question I have for you is: Since when does the number 13 and the size it represents vary from shoe to shoe? Last time I checked it didn't! It's not like I could do some math and be like, well usually 2 + 2 = 4, but now because I feel like it equals 8. The severe lack of logic makes me shiver right to the bottom of my feet....oh, wait, that's just the water coming in the hole. FUCK YOU SHOE WAREHOUSE!!!!

Rollercoaster of Shit

So...life sure does have a sense of humour. A psychotic bitch sense of humour. Here's what happened. I was at work one day and called Minacs (alternative place of work) to schedule some testing/interviews. I would have to leave work early to get there, but whatever. On the phone they also told me I could start Monday (This was on Thursday before easter). Which was awesome since they paid $2 more than DCC. Now heres where the rollercoaster comes in. At 11:30 my supervisor comes up and is all like "stop fucking around" and fires me. Shitty, I know. So I go down to minacs early and do my shit there. I passed the tests with 100%. AWESOME!!! I figure I'm golden now, new job right? WRONG. The interviewer comes back and says "training class is full, but we'll call you if anything comes up" BULLSHIT!!!!! I was promised employment. Fire some shit who only scored 75%!!! Anyway, I figure i'll wait a few days and try some other places.
As with all rollercoasters there is more than one up/down. These are kinda minor though. Now, on Wednesday the next week I get enough Futureshop giftcards (ironically from DCC) to buy a new monitor! W00T!!! SO I pick up a sweet LG 20" wide LCD with intentions to get dual screen going. I take it home and go to set it up and find that the cord I need does not ship in Canada! BALLS!!! So off to Staples! I go to get the cord and find it costs $60!! FUCK THAT!!! So I pick up a cheap adapter and 30 mins later I have dual screen!!! WOOOOO!!! Thats the latest on the Andy front. Check back later ya little jerks.

Reality is a cruel mistress

Now, those of you who know me well are probably assuming this is a rant about fucktard customers at work...and you'd be right. This particular rant is about one lady who deemed me a liar. The problem for her was that I told her the truth which was worse news than the sunshine and lollipops others had jammed up her ass. She ordered an Xbox 360 through Sympatico about a week ago. People told her it would take about 7-10 days to get it. Well on day 10 she called in and got me. Well, I looked at the order and told her the truth, as opposed to jamming smiles down her throat, which was that it takes 3-4 WEEKS for an xbox to arrive (because microsoft is run by a nazi). Thus, this lady decided to call me a liar. Well, as you may or may not know, I fucking hate being called a liar when telling the truth. It just pisses me off that this lady refused to accept reality. So as she continued to rant, I hung up on her. She was all like "blah blah, bitch bitch, liar, whine, bitch ...*click*
I fucking hate asswipe retards who refuse to face reality. Also don't call me a liar, unless you're joking, because i will rip your spine out through your mouth. Unless I'm lying, then you're fine.

Darwin was oh so very wrong

Me and my friend Bryan have come to the conclusion that Darwin was quite mistaken in his theory. Natural Selection does not work any better than random Shopping Channel item #517 that you can own for only 3 low payments of $19.95!!! According to Darwin, 95% of the people we talk to on the phone should already be dead, seeing as how they are incredibly retarded. Example the first: One member thought that we would cancel his account if he didn't pay us. He was later charged for $500 worth of overdue payments. Now his credit rating is about as good as said Shopping Channel item. Example the second: Just because you were not aware of a 2gb download cap does not mean it does not exist. Enjoy that $60 bill every month assbag. Example the third: If you order a $79.95 router from us and it is late in shipping, but you still get it, IT IS NOT FREE!!!! IT'S NOT A PIZZA YOU FUCKNUT!!! anyway, I guess thats all for now.

CHEAP BASTARDS

Okay then. Second blog entry. I have some major news, its absolutely ground-breaking. People are cheap bastards. In case you did not know I was recently put into Sympatico Business Office at work...so if you have sympatico I can screw you over major like...and I have taken many horrible calls. For instance, one person called in wanting a lousy $2 credit on her account for the last 12 months! WHO CARES ABOUT $24 YOU CHEAP ASSFACE!!!....I hate people.

Let the Madness Commence

Okay, so this is my first blog. I just set this shit up so I'm not really that into it as of yet. I only did it cause my friend told me to. She has that ability. I'll do whatever she wants. I am aware that you are reading this right now too meesh. Just to make sure we are clear I do mean
anything. lol

Okay so I have a few old posts from MySpace that I've been told are extremely angry so I'm gonna throw them up here for your enjoyment. I should have a sufficient amount of rage for ranting tomorrow don't worry.