Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Okay, I know I haven't been on MySpace since forever, but I have a new subject that needs to be ranted about. I went to the mall today to buy some shoes since my old ones are falling apart. So, since I need to conserve my resources I went to shoe warehouse where I know they are having a sale. As you may or may not know I take a size 13, which really limits my shoe choices. As a result I see shoes that are size thirteen and look okay, so I grab them. Now since shoe sizes are pretty much universal I don't feel the need to try them on. The box says 13, the shoes say 13, so natural assumption leads one to believe they are in fact 13. So I buy them and take them home and try them on. Instantly I notice a problem, these fuckin shoes are not in fact size thirteen. They're maybe 11 at best. I just paid $50 for the fuckers and now I can't even wear them. WTF? Plus I can't return them since they were on sale. The question I have for you is: Since when does the number 13 and the size it represents vary from shoe to shoe? Last time I checked it didn't! It's not like I could do some math and be like, well usually 2 + 2 = 4, but now because I feel like it equals 8. The severe lack of logic makes me shiver right to the bottom of my feet....oh, wait, that's just the water coming in the hole. FUCK YOU SHOE WAREHOUSE!!!!