Sunday, March 15, 2009

Reality is a cruel mistress

Now, those of you who know me well are probably assuming this is a rant about fucktard customers at work...and you'd be right. This particular rant is about one lady who deemed me a liar. The problem for her was that I told her the truth which was worse news than the sunshine and lollipops others had jammed up her ass. She ordered an Xbox 360 through Sympatico about a week ago. People told her it would take about 7-10 days to get it. Well on day 10 she called in and got me. Well, I looked at the order and told her the truth, as opposed to jamming smiles down her throat, which was that it takes 3-4 WEEKS for an xbox to arrive (because microsoft is run by a nazi). Thus, this lady decided to call me a liar. Well, as you may or may not know, I fucking hate being called a liar when telling the truth. It just pisses me off that this lady refused to accept reality. So as she continued to rant, I hung up on her. She was all like "blah blah, bitch bitch, liar, whine, bitch ...*click*
I fucking hate asswipe retards who refuse to face reality. Also don't call me a liar, unless you're joking, because i will rip your spine out through your mouth. Unless I'm lying, then you're fine.

1 comment:

  1. You might like this quote: “Believe what you want to but know reality is a cruel mistress.”
    --Jeffrey Fry

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