Technology

Don't get me wrong, I love technology...when it works. The problem is that when something goes wrong it really goes wrong. I have several issues with my computer. The first and most important being that I cant open anything at all related to Internet Explorer because it immediately crashes. I've tried several different methods of fixing this problem to no avail. Another issue is that browser videos no longer seem to work, which is inconvenient but not too bad. Another issue is that I have stupid virus alert banners in all my various browsers alerting me of a fake virus infection to download some fake software that will trigger the apocolypse. I think I have a solution to that though. I've had to remove most of my customizations in the process of repair which pisses me off because now I have just your standard looking XP machine. I fucking hate bored smart people. They do a lot of stupid shit that fucks up the rest of the world, like make viruses for fun. Fuck you, you bunch of douchebags. Go play in traffic.

Giant Baby

This particular entry is about a certain gigantic man-child I know. He has the patience limit of a 2 year old and the emotional condition of a 4 year old. Today after stating he would be at a friends house for the evening (usually when he says this he is gone until around 9pm) he came home early, at around 7, and was apparently both surprised and upset that no one was expecting him back and that there was no warm meal awaiting his return. Upon his realizing this he threw a mini fit and stormed out of the house to go buy his own food. Oh what a punishment, leaving a house with people in it who were perfectly content without you there. To make matters worse said person now has to endure a burger and fries as opposed to the health food dinner prepared at home. Oh what torture! Grow the fuck up you giant ass baby.

Jackasses

I have another thing I'm pissed off about. Jackasses who just sit there and get pissed off and swear for no apparent reason while playing games. In this case I am referring to a pair of 14yr old D-bags who happen to by my step-brothers. Currently they are playing Halo 3 and getting pissed and calling everything douches, fags, homos, asses, and other such names. Is it really that hard to play a game without swearing all the fucking time? No, no it is not. Another thing that pisses me off is when playing online with people such as this they name call every time they kill someone, or swear when they kill someone, or do either of those every time they die. This is a massive piss off and just encourages the opinion that all gamers are retarded low-brow douchebags prone to violence with no real future. People like this are also the reason why public online gaming is getting less popular and you come across more and more password locked matches. Please people, stop being so retarded when playing games. Not everyone appreciates your extreme grasp of the worst part of the human language. If you get frustrated turn the god damn game off instead of unloading all your bullshit on other gamers.

What The Fuck Microsoft!?

Okay so about 5 minutes after posting the other entries I have been sufficiently pissed off to create a new post. This one is dedicated to Microsoft and their constant need to fuck up. My first issue is with their Frontpage program. I tried to use this POS before i became familiar with HTML and dreamweaver and such. I loved Word and Powerpoint and Published so i figured i'd give this one a whirl. Bad move! I spent about 4 days working with this program trying to link a publisher doc to a my site. That never worked. Hell it fucked up the rest of my site for some jackass reason. At one point Frontpage even stopped linking to other pages made in frontpage as part of the same file. What The Fuck Microsoft!?

Next up is my extreme displeasure with Vista. I know a lot of people out there are suffering from Vista usage. I am not. I am competent enough to repair any issues i come across with XP so i continue to use that. I also built my own computer so I know how to upgrade this one instead of buying a new one. My sister however does use Vista and the few times I am on it I kinda wanna murder puppies. It asks permission for everything! And a lot of my XP programs dont run at all on Vista. Even Microsoft realizes it's a failure. They are already working on Windows 7 to replace it. It also takes over 1gb of RAM to sit there and do nothing. Thats fucking ridiculous. XP uses 1 tenth of that and it is far superior.

Another issue I have is with MSN Messenger 9. I tried to install this on my XP machine and it fucked up immediately. I open it and sign in and it crashed 10 seconds later. I tried the basic uninstall and reinstall and it was still a no go. Eventually I got fed up and tried to roll back to MSN 8.5 but not only did 9 not work It also fucked my ability to go back to 8! I try to install 8 and get some jackass answer halfway through! Now I have to use a 3rd party program which sucks. Apparantly 9 was designed to work with Vista. That explains that problem then. Working with Vista means that by definition it's not going to work at all.

Seriously, What the FUCK Microsoft!?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Okay, I know I haven't been on MySpace since forever, but I have a new subject that needs to be ranted about. I went to the mall today to buy some shoes since my old ones are falling apart. So, since I need to conserve my resources I went to shoe warehouse where I know they are having a sale. As you may or may not know I take a size 13, which really limits my shoe choices. As a result I see shoes that are size thirteen and look okay, so I grab them. Now since shoe sizes are pretty much universal I don't feel the need to try them on. The box says 13, the shoes say 13, so natural assumption leads one to believe they are in fact 13. So I buy them and take them home and try them on. Instantly I notice a problem, these fuckin shoes are not in fact size thirteen. They're maybe 11 at best. I just paid $50 for the fuckers and now I can't even wear them. WTF? Plus I can't return them since they were on sale. The question I have for you is: Since when does the number 13 and the size it represents vary from shoe to shoe? Last time I checked it didn't! It's not like I could do some math and be like, well usually 2 + 2 = 4, but now because I feel like it equals 8. The severe lack of logic makes me shiver right to the bottom of my feet....oh, wait, that's just the water coming in the hole. FUCK YOU SHOE WAREHOUSE!!!!

Rollercoaster of Shit

So...life sure does have a sense of humour. A psychotic bitch sense of humour. Here's what happened. I was at work one day and called Minacs (alternative place of work) to schedule some testing/interviews. I would have to leave work early to get there, but whatever. On the phone they also told me I could start Monday (This was on Thursday before easter). Which was awesome since they paid $2 more than DCC. Now heres where the rollercoaster comes in. At 11:30 my supervisor comes up and is all like "stop fucking around" and fires me. Shitty, I know. So I go down to minacs early and do my shit there. I passed the tests with 100%. AWESOME!!! I figure I'm golden now, new job right? WRONG. The interviewer comes back and says "training class is full, but we'll call you if anything comes up" BULLSHIT!!!!! I was promised employment. Fire some shit who only scored 75%!!! Anyway, I figure i'll wait a few days and try some other places.
As with all rollercoasters there is more than one up/down. These are kinda minor though. Now, on Wednesday the next week I get enough Futureshop giftcards (ironically from DCC) to buy a new monitor! W00T!!! SO I pick up a sweet LG 20" wide LCD with intentions to get dual screen going. I take it home and go to set it up and find that the cord I need does not ship in Canada! BALLS!!! So off to Staples! I go to get the cord and find it costs $60!! FUCK THAT!!! So I pick up a cheap adapter and 30 mins later I have dual screen!!! WOOOOO!!! Thats the latest on the Andy front. Check back later ya little jerks.

Reality is a cruel mistress

Now, those of you who know me well are probably assuming this is a rant about fucktard customers at work...and you'd be right. This particular rant is about one lady who deemed me a liar. The problem for her was that I told her the truth which was worse news than the sunshine and lollipops others had jammed up her ass. She ordered an Xbox 360 through Sympatico about a week ago. People told her it would take about 7-10 days to get it. Well on day 10 she called in and got me. Well, I looked at the order and told her the truth, as opposed to jamming smiles down her throat, which was that it takes 3-4 WEEKS for an xbox to arrive (because microsoft is run by a nazi). Thus, this lady decided to call me a liar. Well, as you may or may not know, I fucking hate being called a liar when telling the truth. It just pisses me off that this lady refused to accept reality. So as she continued to rant, I hung up on her. She was all like "blah blah, bitch bitch, liar, whine, bitch ...*click*
I fucking hate asswipe retards who refuse to face reality. Also don't call me a liar, unless you're joking, because i will rip your spine out through your mouth. Unless I'm lying, then you're fine.

Darwin was oh so very wrong

Me and my friend Bryan have come to the conclusion that Darwin was quite mistaken in his theory. Natural Selection does not work any better than random Shopping Channel item #517 that you can own for only 3 low payments of $19.95!!! According to Darwin, 95% of the people we talk to on the phone should already be dead, seeing as how they are incredibly retarded. Example the first: One member thought that we would cancel his account if he didn't pay us. He was later charged for $500 worth of overdue payments. Now his credit rating is about as good as said Shopping Channel item. Example the second: Just because you were not aware of a 2gb download cap does not mean it does not exist. Enjoy that $60 bill every month assbag. Example the third: If you order a $79.95 router from us and it is late in shipping, but you still get it, IT IS NOT FREE!!!! IT'S NOT A PIZZA YOU FUCKNUT!!! anyway, I guess thats all for now.

CHEAP BASTARDS

Okay then. Second blog entry. I have some major news, its absolutely ground-breaking. People are cheap bastards. In case you did not know I was recently put into Sympatico Business Office at work...so if you have sympatico I can screw you over major like...and I have taken many horrible calls. For instance, one person called in wanting a lousy $2 credit on her account for the last 12 months! WHO CARES ABOUT $24 YOU CHEAP ASSFACE!!!....I hate people.

Let the Madness Commence

Okay, so this is my first blog. I just set this shit up so I'm not really that into it as of yet. I only did it cause my friend told me to. She has that ability. I'll do whatever she wants. I am aware that you are reading this right now too meesh. Just to make sure we are clear I do mean
anything. lol

Okay so I have a few old posts from MySpace that I've been told are extremely angry so I'm gonna throw them up here for your enjoyment. I should have a sufficient amount of rage for ranting tomorrow don't worry.